Filed under how to win friends and influence your new neighbors:
Our new neighbor across the way moved here from god knows where and has apparently become instantaneously overwhelmed.
Welcome to Boylan Heights: Yes, our property values are increasing exponentially, but anything not bolted down to your front porch WILL be stolen.
No, this isn't the suburbs. Property lines are a little blurred down here. We live close to one another -- get used to it. Don't call the cops.
I'm sorry that you are so socially inept that you can't muster the intestinal fortitude to actually confront someone about something that you don't like. Still -- don't call the cops.
Although we might seem to be at each other's throats all of the time, we at least watch out for each other. I know you're used to your suburban life of non-interaction, but please -- grow up!
I tried to clue you in to the neighborhood, but you apparently already had taken the stance of pissing everyone off even before you had a chance to meet everyone.
At least I lived here a few years before I started pissing people off.
Live by the sword...
Jeff
Posted by Jeff at April 7, 2006 07:22 PM